Monday, July 27, 2009

Taylor Ham, or Pork Roll? Depends on Where You Live

An innocent "Meet me at the diner" Facebook post sparked this fascinating discussion about NJ cuisine and vernacular. Unfortunately, the profile photos didn't translate over when I copied the comment thread:

Jeff Pickens

Jeff got a Pork Roll, Egg And Cheese Sandwich from Beverly Jean Bross Constantin using Meet Me At The Diner!

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Kelly Williams

Kelly Williams

don't eat the pork Jeff (just saying) :)

July 23 at 10:04pm · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

Sorry, pork roll is a Jersey staple. Otherwise known as "Taylor Ham".

July 23 at 10:07pm · Delete

Kelly Williams

Kelly Williams

hmmm.. never heard of it

July 23 at 10:07pm · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

salt + fat = delicious

July 23 at 10:11pm · Delete

Kelly Williams

Kelly Williams

lol k

July 23 at 10:12pm · Delete

Tom Henehan

Tom Henehan

Anywhere from Trenton on north, that'd be called a Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese ~ and you always order it "with salt and pepper."

July 23 at 10:14pm · Delete

Kelly Williams

Kelly Williams

:) got it...

July 23 at 10:15pm · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

We call it that in these parts south of Trenton (Chreh-in) also.

July 23 at 10:16pm · Delete

Tom Henehan

Tom Henehan

The Taylor Pork Roll company invented this particular delicacy, pretty much unknown outside of NJ, *IN* Trenton.

The label clearly says "Taylor Pork Roll," but for reasons lost in history, folks in the northernm prt of the state call it "Taylor HAM," and further south it's just plain "Pork Roll" (omitting the "Taylor").

July 23 at 10:39pm · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

Oh, so maybe it's just ME who calls it "Taylor Ham" south of Trenton. You know, you can take the boy out of North Jersey, but.....

July 23 at 10:44pm · Delete

Tom Henehan

Tom Henehan

I'm just reporting what I've read on the internet.

Growing up in Plainfield (Central Jersey, but more north than south), I don't recall anyone talking about "Taylor Ham," but I did know and enjoy "pork roll." But, that was thirty and more years ago.

More recently, when living there for Katrina exile in fall-winter 2005-06, I saw referencces to Taylor Ham everywhere ~ at groceries and delis, on the menus at diners and sandwich shops, etc.

July 23 at 10:50pm · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

We always called it Taylor Ham in Bergen County. My wife, who grew up in Philly, never heard it called Taylor Ham until I said it. So maybe it is exclusively a North Jersey thing. I'll survey my SJ colleagues tomorrow and see what I can find out.

July 23 at 11:01pm · Delete

Paul Henehan

Paul Henehan

Wow. I feel like if anyone called the Pork Roll in the Rathskeller of the Dunellen Hotel "Taylor Ham," the universe would implode.

Fri at 1:47am · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

Huh, maybe it's a way-north North Jersey thing. Or maybe a NY thing that spilled over into the border counties.

Fri at 6:07am · Delete

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

wow...the most comments i ever generated!!!
of course its because that "sandwich" is THE BEST in the whole entire WORLD !!!

Fri at 8:28am · Delete

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

my vote and experience...Taylor ham in bergen county...
pork roll in ocean city NJ on the boardwalk in the 60's!
waynes vote..taylor ham...and he's from north jersey too
(actually hawthorne...passaic county on the border)...

Fri at 8:31am · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

Bev - glad you were finally able to weigh in on this important topic. It seems to me the consensus is, the farther north you go in NJ, the more likely you are to call it Taylor Ham.

Fri at 8:42am · Delete

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

of course..we are alsways right, arent we ???
we need to set the story straight! call Taylor ham ...
Taylor ham..it deserves respect! lol...hee hee!

Fri at 8:56am · Delete

Tom Henehan

Tom Henehan

My interpretation is that calling it "Taylor Ham" instead of "pork roll" is a growing trend moving from north to south. Must be so ~ a generation ago in the tri-county area of The Plainfields, it was simply pork roll, but now it's Taylor Ham all over that area (Sunset Diner on Rt 22, Sherban's in South Plainfield, the diner at 22 and Terrell Rd in ... Read MoreFanwood/Scotch Plains, a couple of places in Elizabeth, etc.)

I don't think it originated in NY, though. Taylor Pork Roll is a uniquely New Jersey phenomenon.

What did they call it at Rutgers in the 70s?

Fri at 2:52pm · Delete

Paul Henehan

Paul Henehan

Tom : My ability to recall facts re: Rutgers in the '70s is somewhat inconsistent. Your instinct is right on; Pork Roll is the sort of topic that should be burned into my consciousness along with Eksaa's birthday (Feb. 28th) and what the douchebag in line at Springsteen's 1975 show in The Barn said ("open the damn door"). Alas, it's gone. Jeff might be able to help.

Fri at 3:36pm · Delete

Paul Henehan

Paul Henehan

Bev - this is the longest string of comments I've ever had on my home page.

Fri at 3:37pm · Delete

Tom Henehan

Tom Henehan

I've never had one of those sandwiches, and I want one now SO BAD!!!!

Correction: I stated above that it is de rigeur to order this delicacy "with salt and pepper." Actually, my internet research told me that the preferred specification is "with salt, pepper, and ketchup," or "with SPK." My memory was clouded by the fact that I immeidately decided that I would want mine with salt and pepper but not ketchup. I've never been a ketchup-on-eggs person.

Fri at 3:42pm · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

I have no specific recollection of taylor ham / pork roll from the 70's Rutgers days. It would pale in comparison to Eksaa's birthday party, "open the damn door", and "this way - that way".

This has been some comment thread, we should archive it.

Fri at 3:44pm · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

At the legendary diner Hagler's in Oradell, you would sit at the counter, George the owner would walk over and glare at you. Then you would tell George your order, and he would turn around to Sam the grill man and yell: "TAYLOR HAM & EGG ON A HAHD ROLL!", and just as the word "roll" came out of his mouth, the sandwich would be on your plate.

Fri at 3:48pm · Delete

Tom Henehan

Tom Henehan

Ahh, the hahd roll. They're not the same now as when I was a child, though; I think the bakeries started using preservatives or something back in the 780s or 80s.

In the old days, they were much lighter and airier inside and crisper on the outside ~ not unlike New Orleans French bread. The downside is that this kind of bread goes stale within 24 ... Read Morehours.

So, in New Jersey, they started making rolls of the same size and shape that softer and denser and last longer. In New Orleans, the classic po-boy loaf is the same as ever, and all the restaurtants make a lot of bread pudding.

Fri at 5:16pm · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

There are still some Italian bakeries in South Philly and my town (home of many South Philly refugees) where they make the bread the old fashioned way. You only buy what you expect to consume that day.

Fri at 5:55pm · Delete

Paul Henehan

Paul Henehan

Dear God them hard rolls were great. We'd get them on Sundays after Mass, at Hy and Mim Glick's store. The were the only Jewish people in the world until I was in high school.

Fri at 6:51pm · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

Sounds like something out of a Philip Roth novel

Fri at 6:57pm · Delete

Tom Henehan

Tom Henehan

The Glicks ran the corner store (corner of Plainfield Ave. and W 5th St.) when we lived at Garndma's before you were born, Paul. They sold out and took over another store about a mile away on W 3rd, in a building that was once an A&P where Dad worked for a while in the 1930s. The former "Glick's" on our block then became "Norman's," which you might... Read More remember.

The Glicks had a son who was a very serious drummer who played with a jazz giant or two as a precocious young kid. I suppose you're aware of that ~ maybe that's why and how you remember the family store by name ~ ?

Fri at 7:44pm · Delete

Kathie Hagen

Kathie Hagen

Taylor Pork Roll. That's how I grew up saying it. Didn't know any other way. My father is from Fairmount Avenue in Philadelphia & I grew up with Taylor Pork Roll (I'm a DC native & grew up here). I liked it but didn't love it. I AM a ketchup-on-eggs person, although my need for ketchup on anything has waned as I've aged (insomuch as I *have* aged... Read More...). Here in DC people had never heard of bagels until the 1980s, & even then they were relatively rare. How about scrapple? My Philly father introduced that to DC too I think. That MUST be eaten with ketchup.

Fri at 7:49pm · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

Never had ketchup on scrapple. If cooked right, coated with flour, on a skillet with oil until it gets a crust on the outside, it really doesn't need anything. But to each his/her own.

Is there such a thing as an indigenous DC food?

Fri at 7:56pm · Delete

Kathie Hagen

Kathie Hagen

This grrl can *cook* some scrapple. I think ketchup just makes it all the more heavenly.

Fri at 7:59pm · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

OK, got it. It's a matter of taste. But what about my other question?

Fri at 8:02pm · Delete

Christine Wentz

Christine Wentz

My two cents: we definitely called it Taylor Ham in Bergen County (recently I mentioned it to a friend raised in Brooklyn who'd never heard of it and said oh, I don't eat ham). My brother moved to Ohio and craved it so much we had to buy pounds of it and bring it out there! It tops scrapple any day!

Sat at 7:08am · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

I believe we set a record of most-comments on one thread. But of course, this is a very important topic.

Sat at 7:36am · Delete

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

i've never been more honored to "meet ANYONE at the diner" in all my life ! glad i did !

Sat at 9:54am · Delete

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

and jeff...how do we archive it ???

Sat at 9:56am · Delete

Kathie Hagen

Kathie Hagen

I think we should have a HUGE facebook Taylor Pork Roll diner party. I live in the DC area so I could drive some of us up to Jersey. I mean it! This would be SO FUN! (I don't bite people, just diner food)

Sat at 3:53pm · Delete

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

Beverly Jean Bross Constantin

i'm there and we will pick up don and chris just off the parkway !!!

Yesterday at 10:48am · Delete

Jeff Pickens

Jeff Pickens

How about a bus tour, sponsored by the Food channel. Start at the southern end of the state, go to various diners and ask for Taylor Ham. See how far north you have to go before someone understands what you're talking about.

Yesterday at 3:15pm · Delete


Thursday, July 9, 2009

American Cancer Society Bikeathon - This Sunday


This Sunday, July 12th, I will be riding in the American Cancer Society Bikeathon.

The Bikeathon is a 64.6 bicycle mile ride from the Benjamin Franklin Bridge in Philadelphia, PA to Buena, NJ. This will be my fifth year riding. Over 4,000 riders participate in the event, raising over $1 million for this worthy cause, supported by donations from generous people like you. The goal this year is $2 million.

I will be Twittering throughout the event Sunday, mobile uploading photos to my Facebook page and iReport, so stay tuned.

If you wish to make a donation, please go to the following link to my personal page:

http://main.acsevents.org/goto/jeffpickens


Thanks!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Terminology

With Father's Day approaching, we are now hearing and seeing the usual commercials about Dad "barbecuing" in the back yard.

When Dad (or anyone else) stands at the propane grill, and cooks burgers, steaks, hot dogs, or whatever, that is called grilling, not barbecuing. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Grilling is great, and fun, but call it what it is.

And if I have to explain the difference between barbecuing and grilling to you, you'll never understand.

So, there's my rant for today.

Happy Father's Day to all (yeah, I know it's next week).

Monday, April 27, 2009

The "Naked Wizard" - Did the Police Use Excessive Force?


I first noticed this story on Huffington Post, about a guy dressed in a wizard costume at a music festival who decided to take off his clothes. He was encountered by three police officers who tried to convince the guy to put his robe back on. When he refused, it got ugly. After unsuccessfully trying to take the guy down and cuff him, they took out the taser.

Whether or not nudity should be against the law is a whole other argument, but the fact remains, it is illegal.

My personal experience with police at festival-type situations like these, is that they are primarily concerned with keeping things from getting out of hand and not out to arrest people if they don't have to.

The police here appeared to give this guy ample opportunity to put his robe back on and go on his way. They only arrested him when it got to the point where they had no choice.

Now, I think three able-bodied police officers should have been able to take this guy down without tasering him, but they were correct in arresting him. He was clearly trying to provoke them.

If I were one of these cops, as obnoxious as this guy was, I may have been tempted to smack him in the head with my nightstick. Not sure if I would want to tase him. I'm not sure whoch is worse.

So, do you think the police were justified in tasering this guy? If you were one of these officers, what would you do?

Here is the link to the video (warning - disturbing to watch)

http://vimeo.com/4273363

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Why Do I Find Bratty Kids So Amusing?


I was at the ATM machine this morning, in the bank lobby. There was a woman with a young bou, about three years old. He kept screaming that he wanted a lollipop. His mom kept saying "no", and with each "no", the kid threw himself on the floor, while his mom grabbed his wrist and tried to pull him back up to a standing position. The tantrums got so bad the mom pulled the kid outside the lobby to try to get him to calm down.

For some reason, I found this hilarious. I guess it's funny when it's someone else being embarrassed by a bratty kid.

When I was done, they went back into the ATM lobby, with the kid still screaming for a lollipop. I would bet anything that she eventually took him into the bank and got him a lollipop, which she probably should have just done in the first place.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Area Man Can't Shut the Fuck Up About His New Cell Phone


WASHINGTON TWP, NJ - Local resident Jeff Pickens is now the proud owner of a T-Mobile G1 Android 3G Smartphone, and can't stop telling everyone how great it is. Pickens, 52, suddenly found himself in the market for a new phone this past weekend when his other phone suddenly ceased operating.

After a fight with the asshole at the Clementon, NJ T-Mobile store after the asshole made no attempt to determine what was wrong with the old phone, Pickens, consumed with rage, expelled a string of expletives and walked out of the store. "The guy was such an asshole, I had to get out of there before I did something violent", recalled Pickens, visibly shaken.

Pickens then decided to try another T-Mobile store. "The guy at the Deptford Mall store, Mike, was the exact opposite of the asshole at Clementon", he said. "I really intended to get just a regular phone, but when Mike showed me the G1, and some of the cool things you can do with it, I had to have it. Mike was a great salesman".

Now, Pickens has been singing the praises of the G1 to anyone who will listen, much to the annoyance and embarrassment of his family and friends. "One of the coolest features is 'My Location' on the Maps feature", he gushed. "It shows you exactly where you are by putting a blue dot at your exact location, with mind-blowing accuracy".

"He showed me the map thing" said a family member, who only spoke on condition of anonymity. "He showed me the blue dot, in one room of the house. Then he made me walk over to another room. the dot moved over to the exact spot in the house where we went. I think that's just plain creepy".

Pickens is still exploring the vast array of functionalities and applications available with the G1.

He has yet to make an actual phone call with it.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Philadelphia Walk MS - Please Support My Niece's Walk


Philadelphia Walk MS
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Philadelphia Museum of Art

A MESSAGE FROM SAMANTHA BORDEN:

Every hour of every day, another person is diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. We need to take action now to help the growing number of people who experience symptoms such as fatigue, numbness, loss of vision and partial paralysis. This is why I will be participating in Walk MS this spring to help the 11,000 local people and their families living with MS.

Today, there is no cure for MS, but we're fighting to change that.

Please help by making a donation http://walkpae.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR/Walk/PAEWalkEvents?pg=pfind&fr_id=10987
to fight MS. To make a donation to my fundraising campaign, click on the ePledge button, then indicate my name in the fields provided.

CLICK HERE-->
http://main.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR?px=4725747&pg=personal&fr_id=10987 to get to my personal page and make a secure, online donation.

Or, why not join me on the day of the event http://walkpae.nationalmssociety.org/site/PageServer?pagename=WLK_PAE_Register

Become a participant and side by side, as teammates, we can work together to raise the funds to make a difference.

Walk MS is a key fundraiser of the National MS Society, the leading provider services and programs for people living with MS and their families. The Society also invests more money in MS research than any other volunteer-driven organization in the world.

When you donate to Walk MS, you become part of a powerful movement that will end MS forever. Thank you in advance for your generosity.

Sincerely,
Samantha Borden

To send a donation: Make all checks payable to: National MS Society. Please email Samantha at borden7047@philau.edu for the mailing address.

National Multiple Sclerosis Society http://www.nationalmssociety.org/

Early and ongoing treatment with an FDA-approved therapy can make a difference for people with multiple sclerosis. Learn about your options by talking to your health care professional and contacting the National MS Society at http://www.nationalmssociety.org/ or 1-800-FIGHT-MS (344-4867).

Saturday, February 28, 2009

iReport Finally Picked Up By CNN - Update


UPDATE:

I got a call Saturday afternoon from CNN, who finally saw an iReport of mine that they liked and wanted to use on CNN.com. The question was, would you sell a prized possession due to hard economic times? The answer for me was no, not the Brooklyn Dodgers autographed baseball. Besides the fact that its not mine to sell (it's my mother's), I consider it a priceless family heirloom and would never sell it.

It's been a while since CNN picked up one of my iReports. So far, I'm disappointed in the number of views (no longer - see update) but this should pick up with the new visibility (it has).

Final tally as of 5:30PM 3/2/03 is 8,081 views which is about where I expect it to level off.

Read all about it here:

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-221357

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oven "Fried" Chicken

















Great news for those of you out there who made a New Years resolution to try to be more like me. From time to time I will post some of my best recipes (cooking suggestions may be a better description).

Installment #1 was my Red Beans & Rice.

And now, Oven "Fried" Chicken, which I made last week, with the assistance of my colleague Ian S., for the families at the Ronald McDonald House in Camden, NJ. Sort of like a home-made Shake n Bake.

OVEN "FRIED" CHICKEN

Ingredients:

  • Chicken parts (with or without skin, your choice)
  • Bread crumbs
  • Corn meal
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Paprika
  • Optional seasonings: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, Thyme
Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees. Mix 3 parts breadcrumbs with 1 part cornmeal in a large bowl. Add salt, pepper, paprika, and other seasonings as you like. The amounts will depend on how many chicken parts you are cooking. It is not an exact science.
Thoroughly mix the breadcrumb/cornmeal/seasoning mixture. Wet the chicken pieces under a running faucet and place them, a few at a time, in the mixture. Make sure each piece is completely covered with the mixture and place on a large cookie sheet.
Bake at 400 degrees for 40 minutes. Check for doneness before removing. You may also want to raise the temperature for a few minutes at the end to brown the chicken pieces. Just remember to take them out before you burn them.
That's it - a simple way to make very delicious chicken.

Monday, February 2, 2009

The Bong Hit Heard Round The World

So, Michael Phelps did a bong hit. His real crime was being dumb enough to let someone photograph him doing it.

Luckily, thanks to the Super Bowl, the economic crisis, and the Octuplet Lady, this non-story has been for the most part below-the-fold, but still, talking heads are pontificating about Mr. Phelps having made a "mistake", and whether or not we should forgive him (as if any of us had that power).

Let's take this opportunity, however, not to debate whether or or not Michael Phelps made a mistake, but the fact that our prisons are filled with non gold medal winners who made the same "mistake". Let's take a re-look at our idiotic drug laws, and their draconian penalties, and the inconsistent way they are dished out to the haves vs. the have-nots. It goes like this: the "haves" get to apologize, go into re-hab, and get their records expunged, while the "have-nots" get thrown directly into the slammer, Do Not Pass Go.

So, as long as we are so forgiving of Michael Phelps and his mistake, I propose that every Governor issue an immediate unconditional pardon to any non-violent marijuana user (that almost sounds redundant) now doing time for possession, and that President Obama do the same thing for those who are doing time under Federal law.

Of course, Michael Phelps should not go to jail for doing a bong hit.

But neither should anyone else who makes this "mistake".