Last night, when giving his rebuttal to President Obama's State of the Union address, Senator Marco Rubio at some point paused to take a sip of water.
And the Interwebs spontaneously combusted with Rubio/Water memes.
Now, far be it from me to defend any Republican, especially of the teabagging persuasion, but is this really the first time in the history of the world that a speaker, on television or anywhere else, paused to hydrate his palate?
I repeat:
Big.
Fucking.
Deal.
Perhaps the water was spiked with a sedative to calm Rubio's jitters at having to give the speech without a teleprompter.
Because we all know that only Democrats use teleprompters, right?
